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Rajesh M. Selva is an Indian film director and screenwriter, primarily working in Tamil cinema. Selva became a notable director with the Kamal Haasan starrer Thoongaa Vanam.
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Gershom Mott was a United States Army officer and a General in the Union Army, a commander in the Eastern Theater of the American Civil War.
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