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{"type":"standard","title":"Samuel Mariño","displaytitle":"Samuel Mariño","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q106640986","titles":{"canonical":"Samuel_Mariño","normalized":"Samuel Mariño","display":"Samuel Mariño"},"pageid":74736061,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Samuel_Mari%C3%B1o_at_Solo_Recital_in_the_Palace_of_Versailles_on_2023.03.20%2C_photo_by_Daniel_Wagner.jpg/330px-Samuel_Mari%C3%B1o_at_Solo_Recital_in_the_Palace_of_Versailles_on_2023.03.20%2C_photo_by_Daniel_Wagner.jpg","width":320,"height":480},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/Samuel_Mari%C3%B1o_at_Solo_Recital_in_the_Palace_of_Versailles_on_2023.03.20%2C_photo_by_Daniel_Wagner.jpg","width":1366,"height":2048},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289424672","tid":"7741ee69-2c1c-11f0-8b79-fead438918ff","timestamp":"2025-05-08T14:55:22Z","description":"Venezuelan-born opera singer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mari%C3%B1o","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mari%C3%B1o?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mari%C3%B1o?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Samuel_Mari%C3%B1o"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mari%C3%B1o","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Samuel_Mari%C3%B1o","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Mari%C3%B1o?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Samuel_Mari%C3%B1o"}},"extract":"Samuel Mariño is a Venezuelan-born male soprano opera singer and recitalist.","extract_html":"
Samuel Mariño is a Venezuelan-born male soprano opera singer and recitalist.
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Rawabi is the first planned city built for and by Palestinians in the West Bank, and is hailed as a \"flagship Palestinian enterprise.\" Rawabi is located near Birzeit and Ramallah. The master plan envisages a high tech city with 6,000 housing units, housing a population of between 25,000 and 40,000 people, spread across six neighborhoods.
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