{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}
{"slip": { "id": 126, "advice": "Taking photos with tablet devices looks weird."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of music do planets listen to?","punchline":"Nep-tunes.","id":255}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What does a clock do when it's hungry?","punchline":"It goes back four seconds!","id":234}
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