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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the hungry clock?","punchline":"It went back four seconds.","id":63}

{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What are the strongest days of the week?","punchline":"Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.","id":154}

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{"fact":"Cats must have fat in their diet because they can't produce it on their own.","length":76}

{"type":"general","setup":"Where’s the bin?","punchline":"I haven’t been anywhere!","id":294}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?","punchline":"Roberto","id":218}

{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}

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